That's well inside the 200-word limit, so I think I'm in with a good chance.
Dear Daily Mail,
I hate immigrants, gays, Facebook and life itself. Please can I have a job?
Lots of love,
Thursday, 10 February 2011
My Daily Mail job application
In case you haven't heard already, the Daily Mail is advertising for trainee reporters. Everyone else seems to having a huge amount of fun writing detailed applications explaining exactly why they should be the "lucky" candidate who gets such a job, so I thought I'd join in. But I was a bit rushed for time, so I kept it brief: